Friday, April 25, 2008
Her mother had very little trouble during the birth of this child. Contrary to most, it was an extremely fast labour. The infant shot out unexpectedly while her mother was waiting to pay for her very fresh avocados at the checkout stand of the local grocer. The unfortunate child hit the cement floor, of course head first, then recoiled up from the tension of the umbilical cord, then again settled beneath her astonished mother and the bagger boy. The impact from hitting the floor head first created a swelling in the cranium which never subsided, thus explaining the young girls very large forehead.